When Professional Cakes Go Horribly Wrong

Author Masalatime   Posted 1 February 2009   Comments 91


When Professional Cakes Go Horribly Wrong

This was the cake that started it all off. The customer presumably said: “Write ‘Best wishes Suzanne’. Underneath that: ‘We will miss you’”

When Professional Cakes Go Horribly Wrong

Hilarity regularly ensues when the cake decorator misinterprets the customer’s instructions

When Professional Cakes Go Horribly Wrong

Well, it’s what they asked for.

When Professional Cakes Go Horribly Wrong

The mother-to-be was having triplets, so the customer ordered a cake with “congratulations” written on it three times

When Professional Cakes Go Horribly Wrong

This story clearly illustrates the problem with ordering over the phone:
[answering phone] “Cakey Cake Bakery, Jill speaking! How can I help you?”
“Hi, I need to order a cake for my boss. We have a photo of him playing golf that we’d like to put on it, though – can you do that?”
“Of course! Just bring the photo in on a USB drive and we’ll print it out here.”
“Great, I’ll bring it by this afternoon.”
Later…
“Hey, Jill, what am I putting on this cake?”
“Oh, check the counter; I left the jump drive out for you there.”
[calling from the back room] “Really? This is what they want on the cake?”
“Yeah, the customer just brought it in.”
“Okey dokey!”

When Professional Cakes Go Horribly Wrong

Jen says: “If your message is “Philip…Woohoo!”, and you actually have to say the words “dot dot dot”, be prepared for just about anything”

When Professional Cakes Go Horribly Wrong

Marry Christnos? Same to you

When Professional Cakes Go Horribly Wrong

Yes, let’s!

When Professional Cakes Go Horribly Wrong

Jen says: “I’m not really sure what the “20th” denotes: 20 years of being a “dad”? 20 “children”? Or maybe the cake is for the 20th “dad” to come along? Eh?”

When Professional Cakes Go Horribly Wrong

Jen writes: “Now remember, kids: crime doesn’t pay”

When Professional Cakes Go Horribly Wrong

“We’ll wish you luck, but we don’t have to be happy about it,” notes Jen

When Professional Cakes Go Horribly Wrong

Sasha probably wasn’t too happy when her colleagues gave her this

When Professional Cakes Go Horribly Wrong

And then there are the disturbing cakes. If you received this one, you’d have nightmares for years

When Professional Cakes Go Horribly Wrong

Jen says: “The plastic clone babies wearing naught but mohawks are bad enough, but then they’re also riding carrots. What do you do with that? It looks like some kind of perverted vegetable rodeo, or maybe a bizarre clone military exercise, what with their little plastic fists raised high in identical salutes. And what kind of occasion calls for a “naked babies riding carrots” decor, anyway? No, wait, maybe I don’t want to know”

When Professional Cakes Go Horribly Wrong

Jen notes that the strange brown pile on top of this cake leads one to wonder just what their “specialty” is

When Professional Cakes Go Horribly Wrong

And finally, Jen notes, maximum irony has now been achieved. Yep, it’s a Fail cake Fail.

When Professional Cakes Go Horribly Wrong

Reader Emily A. made the mistake of ordering this cake over the phone for her friends BETH and Libby.

When Professional Cakes Go Horribly Wrong

Keith and What’s-Her-Name
How you know your impending wedding is merely an excuse for your co-workers to eat cake:

When Professional Cakes Go Horribly Wrong

But really, shouldn’t (Bride) be in quotation marks?

When Professional Cakes Go Horribly Wrong

Pictures: cakewrecks.blogspot.com

 

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