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Computers & Bollywood
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There's a movie name for all computer related stuff in life, it's another story that inspite of the different names they're all run-around-trees love stories...
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1. Interview = Muqabla
2. Result of Interview = Kadwa Sach
3. An employee
who fails to get visa = Hero Hindustani
4. Visa = Border
5. A system infected
by virus = Pyar to Hona Hi Tha
6. Anti virus Kit = Soldier
7. System
without RAM = Kora Kagaz
8. Temporary file = KhotTemporary file = Khote
Sikkey
9. A system which frequently requires bootable disk = Sharabi
10.
A computer for the virus = Piya Ka Ghar
11. Hard disk vsFloppy Disk = Gharwali
Baharwali
12. CD = Gol Maal
13. Boss having less knowledge than employee = Baap Numbary Beta Dus Numbary
14. Windows 95 = Bade Dilwala
15. Windows NT = Badi Behen
16. Windows
2000 = Nai Umar ki Nai Fasal
17. Undelete = Naya Jivan
18. Project incharge
= Mohra
19. An employee who falls in love during his posting In foreign
country = Love in Tokyo
20. An employee who left the job without informing
= Nau Do Gyarah
21. Mail Merge in MS Word = Sangam
22. Server = Mahaan
23. Sister concern = Judwaa
24. Hate Mail = Sholay
25. Spam mail = Barsat
26. Spam Mail in one night = Barsat Ki Ek Raat
27. Fire wall = Kaanch Ki
Deewar
28. Job hunting = Talaash
29. Boss say to employees when asked
for increment = Kuch Kuch Hota Hain
30. An employee who works sincerely
= Dil Se
31. An employee who is ready to leave his job = Doli Saja Ke Rakhna
32. A project having two projects leaders = Ek Phool Do Mali
33. An employee
without accommodation = Pardesi Babu
34. Password = China Gate
35. Super
User Password = Gupt
36. An employee who sticks to a company for more than
Three years = Amar Prem
37. Bill Gates = Humse Badhkar Kaun
38. Microsoft
Corporation = Ustadon Ke Ustad
39. Group Leader = Khal Nayak
40. Backup
= Jagte Raho
41. MS DOS and IBM DOS = Ram Aur Shyam
42. PC Clones = Shyam Tere Kitne Naam
43. Dos & Windows = Do Raaste
44. Apple Macintosh = Akeyla
45. Amiga Commodore = Ant
46. NRI = Door Ka Rahee
47. F1 = Guide
48. Internet = Door Gagan Ki Chhav Mein
49. Operator
v/s computer = Main Khiladi Tu Anadi
50. Termination letter = Aakhri Khat
51. Explanation called by boss = Mohan Joshi Hazir Ho
52. Employee to Manager
= Hum Aapke Hai Kaun
53. Asking system admin for a forgotten login password
= Hamara Dil Aapke Paas Hai
54. Project nearing completion = Ab Dilli Door
Nahin
55. Unemployed = Aadmi Sadak Ka
56. Someone who refuses top accept
overseas assignments = Desh Premee
57. NRI feeling homesick = Aaa Ab Laut
Chalen
58. Software piracy = Chori Mera kaam Hai
59. Giving login password
to some one = Humraaz
60. Unknown user = Gumnaam
61. System Administrator
= Chowkidaar
62. Programmer trying to be an analyst = Chala Murari Hero
Banane
63. Candidate who gets the job = Jo Jeeta Wo Sikander
64. Linux
= Hum Kisi Se Kam Nahin
65. Hacker = Chuppa Rustam
66. Repeat Hacker =
Hum Nahin Sudharenge
67. Crap programmer = Budalbaaz
68. Trying to locate
who wrote the original code = Jab Yaad Kisi Ki Aati Hai
69. Oracle v/s
Microsoft = Jaani Dushman
70. Project Manager = Ponga Pandit
71. Computer
Network = Kacche Dhage
72. World wide web = Jaal
73. NRI deported back to India = Kaala Paani
74. Fired for someone else's mistakes = Shaheed
75. Cobol Programmer =
Buddha Mil Gaya
76. Manager = Saas Bhi kabhi Bahoo Thi
77. Standards =
Parampara
78. Documentation = Ardh Satya
79. Cubicle where you work =
Yeh Gulistan Hamara
80. Login Screen = Darwaza
81. Running Dos application
in Windows 2000 = Bees Saal Baad
82. Software Training Class = Aandhee
83. Software Training Course = Aandhee Toofaan
84. Remembering good old
main frame days = Yaadon Ki Baraat
85. IBM = Mughal-E-Azam
86. System Crash = Aakhir Kyon
87. Project meeting after an application crash at a major site = Apradhi
kaun
88. Restore from Backup failed = Soonee Yaaden
89. Person on help desk in graveyard shift = Akele Hum Akele Tum
90. Project manager after a failed project = Dekh Kabira Roya
91. Apprentice Programmer = Shagird
92. Programmer who learnt on his own = Junglee
93. Java = Naya Daur
94. Documentation Writer = Kaamchor
95. Pay Slip = Sabse Bara Sukh
From: ingeneur
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