Crazy Indian Jokes, Movies, Humor and Fun...
- Santa Singh is riding a scooter on the highway with his wife behind him.
His wife moves her hand closer to the guys zip and he increases the speed of the scooter to 60 kmph. She openes the zip and the speed goes up to 80kmph.
She holds his thing and the speed goes to 100kmph, she holds it even more tightly now and the speed of the scooter goes up to 120kmph. At this point a truck comes from the opposite direction and there is an accident. Santa Singh is thrown on one side of the road and his wife on the other.
The driver of the truck comes up to Santa and says, "Arre sardarji aapto baal baal bach gaye!"
Santa Singh replies in pain, "Baal baal to bach gaye lekin maal to vo le gayee....."
Gopi and Ramu were out cutting wood, and Ramu accidentally cut his arm off.
Gopi wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and took Ramu to a surgeon.
The surgeon said "You're in luck! I'm an expert at reattaching
limbs! Come back in 5 hours."
So Gopi left and when he returned
in 5 hours the surgeon said "I got done quicker than I
expected. Ramu is down at the movies." Gopi went to the movies and
there was Ramu, clapping at the screen.
A few weeks later, Gopi and Ramu were cutting wood again, and
Ramu cut his leg off. Gopi put the leg in a plastic bag and took
it and Ramu back to the surgeon.
The surgeon said "No problem, but legs are a little tougher.
Come back in 8 hours."
Gopi left and when he came back in 6
hours the surgeon said "I finished early, Ramu's down at the
soccer field." Gopi went down to the soccer field and there was
Ramu, kicking goals.
A few weeks later, Ramu had a terrible accident and cut his
head off. Gopi put the head in a plastic bag and took it and
the rest of Ramu to the surgeon.
The surgeon looked at the situation and said "Gosh, heads are
really tough. Come back on 12 hours."
So Gopi left and when he returned in twelve hours the surgeon
said regretfully "I'm sorry, Ramu died."
Gopi said "I understand - heads are tough."
The surgeon said, "Oh no! The surgery went fine! Ramu
suffocated in that plastic bag."
Once Santa and Banta happened to be together in Delhi. Having excursion tickets, they
boarded a DTC double decker. Banta, finding no vacant seat in the lower deck, went to the
upper deck and took a seat.
He was surprised to see that there was no driver in the upper
deck. Showing his anxiety, he asked Santa if there was a driver in the lower deck.
Promptly came the reply that there was indeed a driver.
Banta than said, "Utte te wahe guru challanda pia hia!"
(God is driving this upper deck himself).
From: Paritosh Jain