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Rawbert: Boss, I've had twins! Mere dono bachchon ke liye koi naam bataiye...
Ajit: Ek ka naam rakho Peter...
Rawbert: Boss... aur doosre ka?
Ajit: Repeater!

Rawbert: Boss, mera teesra bachcha ho gaya, uska naam soch ke bataiye.
Ajit: Peter, Repeater ke baad teesre ka naam Chang Lee.
Rawbert: Teesre ka naam "Chang Lee" kyo boss?
Ajit: Silly boy, iss duniya mein paida hone waalaa har teesra bachcha Chinese hota hai!

Lily: Boss, mere ko twins hoey hain.. dono ladki ke liye koi naam suggest kijiye.
Ajit: Very simple... ek ka naam rakho Kate...
Lily: Aur doosre ka?
Ajit: Dupli-Kate!

Rawbert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jyada pasand hein?
Ajit: Ek Mona, doosra Sona, aur tisra, Mona ke saath sona!

Ajit: Rawbert,is ko microprocessor may daal do! Bit by bit mar jaayga gaa saala!

Ajit: Rawbert, is ko liquid oxygen may daal do! Liquid issay jeenay nahi de gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi de gaa!

Ajit: Rawbert, Diana ko thoda khatta khila dayna, yeh Diana se dinasour ban ho jayegi, phir extinct bhi ho jaayegi!

Ajit: Rawbert, isey thodi shampane pila do, paheley shame sey, phir pane sey mar jayegaa kameena.

Ajit: Mona daarrling, tum Toni ke saath ghuumna band kar do, nahin to bahut MonaToni ho jayegee!

Ajit: Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do. Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar ticket kaat-ta reh jaayega!

Maikal: Baaas, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai. Kya karen?
Ajit: Ise revaalving chair mein daal do. Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai.

Ajit: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Rawbert: Magar kyoon baas?
Ajit: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.

Rawbert: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headache ho raha hai.
Ajit: Abe bewakoof! Head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padega.

Rawbert: Boss, China se Mr.Hu aayee hain.
Ajit: Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasayenge.